Subpages for Catastrophizing Workshops

Subpage 1: Catastrophic Relationship Advice

Learn the art of turning your partner's insecurities into crippling existential dread. Our expert instructors will guide you through the delicate dance of emotional manipulation, ensuring you'll never have to deal with actual intimacy or trust.

Advanced Techniques

Subpage 2: Catastrophic Career Guidance

Advanced Techniques in Catastrophic Relationship Advice

Technique 1: Gaslighting for Beginners

Learn the art of making your partner question their own sanity. Our expert instructor will guide you through the delicate dance of planting seeds of doubt and watching your partner's confidence crumble like a house of cards.

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Technique 2: Love Letter Writing for the Damned

Learn the art of writing scathing love letters that will ensure your partner never speaks to you again. Our expert instructor will guide you through the process of crafting the perfect letter that will leave your partner feeling like a failure and a disappointment.

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